| 1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) | |
| =>This or That<= | |
| Pie or cake?:: | Hmmm pie I guess. |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: | Pie. I hate math. |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: | Both. |
| Black or white?:: | Both. |
| Ceiling or floor?:: | Ceiling. |
| Couch or bed?:: | Bed. |
| Cough or sneeze?:: | Sneeze. |
| On or off?:: | On. |
| Closed or open?:: | Closed. |
| Brush or comb?:: | Comb. |
| Long or short?:: | Short. |
| Big or small?:: | Small. |
| Wet or dry?:: | Dry. |
| Under or over?:: | Under. |
| Top or bottom?:: | Bottom. |
| Fly or fall?:: | Fly. |
| Smile or frown?:: | Meh. |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | Sorrow. |
| Hot or cold?:: | Cold. |
| Warm or cool?:: | Cool. |
| Rough or smooth?:: | Smooth. |
| Cat or dog?:: | Cat, but both. |
| Snake or bird?:: | Bird. |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: | T-Rex. |
| Past or present?:: | Present. |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: | Fantasy. |
| Dull or sharp?:: | Sharp. |
| Live forever or die young?:: | Live forever |
| Books or television?:: | T.V. |
| Jump or skip?:: | Jump |
| Fast or slow?:: | Fast |
| Run or walk?:: | Walk |
| Guy or girl?:: | I am a guy, I like girls... |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | Disney |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: | Belle |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Gaston |
| Food or friends?:: | oh boy, most def. both. |
| Colors or black and white?:: | Colors |
| Cute or pretty?:: | Cute |
| Good or evil?:: | Good |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: | Fruits |
| Milk or juice?:: | Juice |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | Hot Chocolate |
| Beer or wine?:: | Wine |
| Movies or cartoons?:: | Both! |
| Pillow or blanket?:: | Pillow |
| Moon or stars?:: | Stars |
| Sky or sea?:: | Sky |
| Explode or implode?:: | Explode |
| =>Odd Questions<= | |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | Reddish |
| Your foot?:: | Tannish |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | nope |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | nope |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: | only if my homework involves food |
| Pencils?:: | Yep |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: | not regularly |
| Encyclopedia?:: | Yes |
| Atlas?:: | Yes |
| Road map?:: | nope |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: | sometimes |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: | nope |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: | nope |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | haha YES......no |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: | WTF? |
| Do you collect dust?:: | ??? |
| Lint?:: | ??? |
| Baby teeth?:: | No |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | No |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | No |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | No |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | Yes XD |
| Mexicans?:: | Oh YEA XD |
| Americans?:: | Only some. |
| The French?:: | Yep. |
| The English?:: | Nope. |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | Yes |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: | With several different weapons, but never a gun. I.E. a paintball gun, slingshot, bebe gun, water gun, etc. |
| Something?:: | Yes, a target at a shooting range. |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | 15-20 |
| Jeans?:: | none |
| What ring size are you?:: | I have no idea |
| Belt size?:: | 36-38 |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | nope |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | no, but I do have a Michael Jordan collector calendar from 1997. |
| Do you eat a lot?:: | average--except when at a restaurant, then yes. |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: | sometimes. |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | no |
| Poison?:: | no |
| Knives?:: | no |
| Cheese?:: | yes |
| Penguins?:: | no |
| Bald people?:: | no |
| Scrawny African children?:: | no |
| Midgets?:: | no |
| Pirates?:: | no |
| Corny jokes?:: | no |
| Are you a virgin?:: | Yes, had several less than desirable opportunities--waiting for the right girl instead. No rush. |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | Nope. |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | no |
| Do you bite yourself?:: | no |
| Cut yourself?:: | no |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: | no |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: | no |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | no |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | no |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: | no |
| Are you homicidal?:: | no |
| What do you do on the computer?:: | Everything...:shifty |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | nope |
| Are you happy with your life?:: | meh. |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | Pretty much. |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | Yes. |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | only some, and mainly the leaves. |
| How big is the universe?:: | Infinite. |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: | no reason to assume otherwise. |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | 6-12....it really depends on the night. |
| What do you dream about?:: | Love |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | nope |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | no, but sometimes I play those shooting ones anyway, just to see if I can get them on the first shot. |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | never tried it, but probably not. |
| Do you have AIM?:: | Yes. |
| MSN?:: | No |
| YIM?:: | No |
| A Neopets account?:: | No |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: | No |
| A Quizilla account?:: | No |
| A Bzoink account?:: | No |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | When they are doing something that I disapprove of, like crawl towards me. |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | No |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | No |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | Not at all. Just gorgeous girls. |
| Doesn't breathe?:: | No |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: | Not much, and nothing irrationally. |
| What?:: | The only thing I can legitimately think of is dying alone. |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | ? |
| Do you have a life?:: | Not at all. |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | Yes |
| A webcam?:: | No |
| A scanner?:: | No |
| A printer?:: | Yes |
| A cordless mouse?:: | No |
| Does your mouse light up?:: | Yes |
| Are you scared of mice?:: | Nope |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | Dell |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: | No |
| Verbally?:: | Wasn't everyone at somepoint? If not then: YOU SUCK! Now you have too. |
| Sexually?:: | No |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: | No |
| A cat?:: | Sometimes, they have the good life. |
| A dog?:: | No |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: | Yes |
| What kind is it?:: | Samsung |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: | No |
| Do your teachers like you?:: | Some do, Some don't. It really depends on how much I like them. |
| Do your parents like you?:: | Yes |
| Do your siblings like you?:: | Not entirely sure. I think my sister does, but I'm not entirly sure about my brother. |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | Not really |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | No |
| Do you enjoy school?:: | Yes, in general |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | Depends on the temp, but usually under. |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: | Yes |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | once in blue |
| Are you a packrat?:: | for sentimental things. |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | Some HTML |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | ?? |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: | Depends on the amount of people I don't know. |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | No |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: | sometimes |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | pretty much |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | No |
| Do you label other people?:: | When they piss me off |
| Are you proud?:: | Yes unfortunately, too much at times. |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | Yes |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= | |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | When they are dirty, but not obsessively. |
| Do you wet the bed?:: | Nope. |
| What age did you stop?:: | Very young, I can only recall doing once when I was four. |
| Do you lie a lot?:: | No |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | Not that often, but if I do it's at night. |
| Brush your hair?:: | Nope |
| Do you use deoderant?:: | Yes |
| Do you masturbate?:: | Of course |
| How often?:: | When I'm horney of course. |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: | No |
| A druggie?:: | No |
| Do you drink illegally?:: | No...I'm legal ;) |
| Do you wear underwear?:: | Yes indeed |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | Once a day, barring heavy athletic activity. Then more. |
| Are you a coward?:: | No, almost to a fault. I got gung ho into alot of sticky situations. |
| A loser?:: | Nope |
| An idiot?:: | Sometimes, but not dumb |
| Do you chatspeak?:: | No |
| Are you a bad friend?:: | No, I'm loyal to death. |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: | Not at all. |
| Unreliable?:: | Very reliable |
| Do you pick your nose?:: | No |
| Are you imperfect?:: | Oh yea. |
| Ugly?:: | I dunno, different day different answer. |
| Do you have bad hair?:: | Yep |
| A big nose?:: | Yep |
| Are you shallow?:: | Not at all |
| Greedy?:: | Not really |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | Never |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | I dunno, I'm damn good at military tactics, and art. |
| Do you burp often?:: | Not really |
| Are you impolite?:: | sometimes, though I try not to be. |
| Disrespectful?:: | No |
| Sadistic?:: | No |
| Are you a pansy?:: | No |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | Nope, but not a non-conformist either. I have a good mix of both. |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | Yes, I really do think he is misunderstood. |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: | Used to, but thanks to the braces, no more. |
| Acne?:: | Never. |
| Mental illnesses?:: | Nope. |
| Are you fake?:: | No |
| Does your breath smell?:: | I hope not, but I do brush and use mouth wash. |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: | no not really |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: | eh, kinda in the sense that they came in all fucked up and need 8 years and counting of orthodontic care, but otherwise not relly. |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | No |
| Are you overweight?:: | Yep, but not grossly. |
| Anorexic?:: | No |
| Bulimic?:: | No |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | No |
| A tattoo?:: | No |
| Are you a wannabe?:: | No |
| Do you get bad grades?:: | No |
| What's your IQ level?:: | 136 |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: | eh, it depends on what I'm guessing on. |
| Are you slow?:: | No |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: | Not at all, I'm usually quite good. |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: | sometimes, and other times I'm an asshole, it really depends on my mood and the person I'm dealing with. |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | Moderate, amount with a strong but small core group. |
| Do you give in easily?:: | NOT AT ALL. I AM THE MOST STUBBORN PERSON EVER. |
| Are you stubborn?:: | HAHAHAHA See above. |
| Are you annoying?:: | When I'm being stubborn, most definately, but otherwise I don't think I have many annoying habits. |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | Only when it grosses someone else out. |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: | No |
| Are you incestual?:: | No |
| Is your room messy?:: | A little |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: | Sure, doesn't everyone? It's never malicious though. Just jokingly. |
| Do you respect your body?:: | Meh. |
| Are you arrogant?:: | Not really. |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: | Sometimes yes, sometimes no. |
| Are you unique?:: | I'm really not sure. |
| Are your hands clammy?:: | Not usually, but yes when gaming. |
| Are you short?:: | No |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: | No |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: | Not really. |
| =>Beliefs<= | |
| Do you believe in God?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in magic?:: | No |
| True love?:: | Most definately yes |
| Heaven?:: | Not sure |
| Hell?:: | No |
| Satan?:: | No |
| The Lord and Lady?:: | Not sure |
| The Goddess?:: | Not sure |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | No |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | No |
| Are you an atheist?:: | No |
| Agnostic?:: | No |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: | No |
| Dragons?:: | No |
| Unicorns?:: | No |
| Gollums?:: | No |
| Santa?:: | No, but I'd like to, and would have been quite happy if that were never spoiled for me. |
| The Easter Bunny?:: | No |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: | No |
| Pixies?:: | No |
| Phoenixes?:: | No |
| Elves?:: | No |
| Dwarves?:: | No |
| Mermaids?:: | No |
| Karma?:: | To some extent. |
| Immortality?:: | Not Sure. |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | No |
| Mayan Gods?:: | No |
| Incan Gods?:: | No |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | Not sure. |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | Not sure |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | Not sure |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: | Yes, in some way shape or form. |
| What happens to us after we die?:: | Not sure |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: | No |
| Super villains?:: | Yea, Hitler. |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: | Oh yea |
| That everything has a purpose?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | On a superficial level |
| Sex?:: | Yes |
| Love?:: | Yes |
| Success?:: | Yes |
| Making yourself happy?:: | Yes |
| Making others happy?:: | Yes |
| Religion?:: | Not organized religion |
| Politics?:: | When I'm feeling saucy |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: | Yes |
| Angels?:: | Not Sure |
| Demons?:: | Not Sure |
| Ghosts?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | Not sure, but I'm hoping |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | If this was supposed to the other way around, then no. |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | Not ANYTHING, but just about anything. |
| =>The Basics<= | |
| Name:: | Matt Vining |
| Age:: | 21 |
| Gender:: | Male |
| Happy with it?:: | Yes |
| Eye color:: | Dark Brown |
| Happy with it?:: | Yes |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | -- |
| Hair color:: | Brown |
| Happy with it?:: | Yes |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | -- |
| Hair length:: | Varying from very short to short. |
| Hair style:: | Varying from buzzed to messy and unkept. |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | Once, for Halloween. |
| What color?:: | Blond--I was once a natural blond. |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | No |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | No |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: | Not usually |
| What's your body type?:: | 6ft - 215lbs.- some muscle, some fat. |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | In between. |
| Thin or full lips?:: | Thin |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | In between |
| Have you ever had lice?:: | Once in second grade, the school broke out with it, and I was on the front lines. But it was sweet b/c I got 3 days off. |
| How old were you?:: | 7 |
| Nicknames:: | Matt, Tons of Fun, Lunch Box, Bristol, Vining. |
| Happy with them?:: | Sure, I don't care, I go along with them. |
| Aliases:: | Bristol the Moriningstar (Gung-Ho-Guns of UConn) |
| What made you choose them?:: | We needed epithets, and it sounded cool. |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | Hmmm. Natalie? I dunno. |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | Ai, Rinoa, or Mallory. I always thought those were cute names. |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | No |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: | Matthew - It implies Hebrew, it means "gift of God," but I am not in the slightest bit Hebrew. |
| Middle name?:: | Bristol - It's English, named for the city for which my family used to rule over. |
| Last name?:: | Vining - It's also English |
| Place of birth:: | New Haven Connecticut - Yale Hospital |
| Date of birth:: | 3.5.84 |
| Nationality:: | American |
| Were you named after anyone?:: | The Apostle |
| Who?:: | St. Matthew |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: | My Father's |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: | No |
| How about your grandparents?:: | On my mom's side from Italy |
| Your great grandparents?:: | On my mom's side from Italy |
| Farther back into your family?:: | On my dad's side from England sometime way the hell back. |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: | See Above |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: | The United States |
| Skin color:: | White |
| What's your facial structure like?:: | Eh, look at my profile pic. |
| Height:: | 6ft. |
| Happy with it?:: | yes |
| Weight:: | 215lbs. |
| Happy with it?:: | I guess I wouldn't mind weighing a little less, like maybe 200. |
| How old are your parents?:: | Mom - 46, Dad - 55 |
| What's your father's name?:: | Richard |
| Your mother's?:: | Jennifer |
| Do you have any siblings?:: | One half brother, one half sister. |
| How old are they?:: | Brother is 33, sister is 37 |
| What are their names?:: | Rick Jr. and Michelle. |
| Do you get along with your family?:: | Yes |
| Do you wish they were different?:: | No |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | No |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | No |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | No |
| If so, why?:: | -- |
| Who do you get along with most?:: | My dad |
| =>Favorites<= | |
| Color:: | Navy Blue |
| Month:: | December |
| Year:: | 1998 |
| Decade:: | '90s |
| Century:: | 20th |
| Millenium:: | 1st B.C. |
| Animal:: | Cats |
| Movie:: | Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back |
| Book:: | The Illiad |
| River:: | Hudson |
| Lake:: | Lake Placid |
| Ocean:: | Atlantic |
| Country:: | America |
| City:: | New York |
| State:: | Connecticut, New York, New Mexico. |
| Province:: | Ontario Canada |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | The Brook |
| Person:: | My Dad |
| Relative:: | My Dad |
| Pet:: | My deceased dog Spike |
| Actor:: | Steve Martin |
| Actress:: | Emmy Rossum or Keira Knightley |
| Celebrity:: | Tom Hanks |
| Musician:: | Jimi Hendrix |
| Singer:: | Steven Tyler |
| Band:: | Metallica |
| Movie genre:: | Fantasy |
| Book genre:: | Fantasy, Sci Fi, or Military |
| Play genre:: | Epic/ Military or Tragedy |
| Play:: | Romeo and Juliet |
| Musical:: | Phantom of the Opera |
| Poem:: | "The Road Not Taken" |
| Writer:: | Tom Clancy |
| Song:: | Metallica - "Fade To Black" |
| Sport:: | Baseball |
| Drink:: | Coke |
| Food:: | Pizza |
| Brand of cereal:: | Rice Crispies |
| Candy bar:: | Snickers or Twix |
| Disney princess:: | Belle |
| Disney prince:: | Aladdin |
| Disney villain:: | Hades |
| Disney character:: | Aladdin |
| CD:: | Metallica - Master of Puppets |
| Director:: | Steven Spielberg |
| Videogame:: | Final Fantasy VIII |
| Computer game:: | Civilization III |
| Game:: | Baseball |
| Board game:: | Monopoly |
| Word game:: | Scrabble |
| Clothing style:: | Whatever/ Nerd |
| Truth or dare question:: | Truth |
| Fairy tale:: | Little Red Riding Hood |
| Lullaby:: | I dunno, although I use Something Corporate's - "Konstantine," and Straylight Run's - "Existentialism on Promnight" alot for that purpose. |
| Holiday:: | Christmas |
| Mythological creature:: | Gryffin |
| Miscellaneous item:: | Lightsaber |
| Storybook character:: | ?? |
| Movie character:: | Han Solo |
| Play character:: | Achilles |
| Musical character:: | Laguna Loire (Eyes On Me) by Faye Wong from FFVIII |
| College:: | UConn or Yale |
| Football team:: | Dallas Cowboys |
| Soccer team:: | --Soccer or "Futbol" can blow me |
| Tennis player:: | Couldn't give half a shit |
| Hockey team:: | New York Rangers |
| Basketball team:: | Chicago Bulls |
| Baseball team:: | New York Yankees |
| Swimmer:: | Just don't care |
| Track star:: | Meh. |
| Vegetable:: | Broccoli |
| Fruit:: | Orange or Lemon |
| Toothpaste brand:: | Crest |
| Type of computer:: | Probably Alienware or IBM |
| Medication:: | Ibuprofen |
| Poison:: | no clue |
| Type of sword:: | Katana |
| Type of gun:: | Colt M1911 .45 ACP |
| Planet:: | Earth bitches |
| Space feature:: | quasars |
| Breed of cat:: | Russian blue hair |
| Dog:: | Golden Retriever |
| Spider:: | They all suck |
| Fish:: | Hate fish |
| Penguin:: | the small ones |
| Species of crustacean:: | star fish...are they crustaceans? |
| Arachnid:: | They all suck |
| Insect:: | Scarabs |
| Pair of socks:: | White ankle socks |
| Scooby-Doo character:: | Shaggy |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: | Hate them all |
| Quote:: | "Even if you become the world's enemy....I'll....I'll be your knight." |
| Adage:: | Don't have one. |
| President:: | Lincoln, T.R., Reagan |
| Astrological sign:: | Pisces |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | Rat |
| Number:: | 18 |
| Short story:: | The Things They Carried, by Tim O'Brien |
| Word:: | Boo-urns |
| Definition:: | To be unhappy. |
| Time period:: | Now |
| Dictionary brand:: | Websters |
| Series of books:: | X-Wing by Michael Stackpole |
| Publishing company:: | Bantam |
| Illustrator:: | Ralph McQuarrie |
| Artist:: | Michaelangelo |
| Childhood story:: | Polar Express |
| Childhood memory:: | Disney World |
| Facial expression:: | "The Han Solo" as demonstrated in my pics |
| Serial killer:: | Hate them all |
| Medieval torture device:: | The Rack of course |
| Instrument:: | Drums |
| Brand of chocolate:: | Hershey's |
| Candy:: | Sour Patch Kids |
| Brand of candy:: | Hershey's |
| Time of day:: | 11:11pm |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: | None |
| Letter:: | S |
| Inside joke:: | none come to mind |
| Joke:: | see above |
| Scent:: | Strawberries |
| Onomotapoeia:: | hmmm I really don't have a fav. |
| Alliteration:: | Gelatinous Jello Jigglers Jimmy! |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= | |
| Hair color:: | Brown |
| Hair length:: | Medium |
| Hair style:: | Doesn't matter--cute |
| Eye color:: | Brown |
| Skin color:: | Doesn't matter |
| Any makeup?:: | meh. |
| Clothing style:: | Whatever looks cute on her. |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | Shy-ish |
| Happy or depressed?:: | Happy |
| Funny or serious?:: | Both |
| Abusive or kind?:: | Kind |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | Respectful |
| Completely describe their personality:: | Nerdy. Hinata Hyuuga mixed with Noin from Gundam Wing. Beautiful but don't realize that they are. |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Ideal height:: | Shorter than me, but at least 5'0 |
| Ideal weight:: | Less than me, but not a rail either. |
| Body type:: | Slender with curves |
| Completely describe their appearances:: | Perfect body to me would be Emmy Rossum's. |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Cup size or condom size:: | Cup-B |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | Neither |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | In between |
| Artistic or athletic?:: | either or |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | Intellectual |
| Complex or simple?:: | Simple |
| What would their hobbies be?:: | Same as mine - - I know, I know, this girl doesn't exist, but it's fun to dream. |
| Interests?:: | Baseball, Anime, Gaming, ect. She would need to be nerdy. |
| Obsessions:: | Me |
| Would they hug you often?:: | Sure |
| Kiss you often?:: | Sure |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | Sure |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | No :( |
| Or as close as someone can get?:: | No |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | As much as she wanted to :P |
| Are you in love?:: | Yes |
| What will you do together?:: | I dunno. |
| Your ideal date:: | Dinner, then star gazing |
| Your ideal wedding:: | relatively small with just close friends and family on both sides. |
| How many kids?:: | 3 |
| What will their names be?:: | John, Matt, and Mallory |
| What do you think they would look like?:: | No Idea |
| Will you even have kids?:: | I hope so |
| If not, why?:: | -- |
| Will you even get married?:: | I sure as hell hope so |
| If no, why?:: | -- |
| Are you taken or single?:: | Single |
| =>Dislikes<= | |
| Least favorite color:: | Pink |
| Animal:: | Pugs |
| Number:: | 1337 |
| President:: | LBJ |
| Actor:: | I guess Tom Cruise |
| Actress:: | Paris Hilton |
| Director:: | Jerry Bruckheimer (sp?) |
| Celebrity:: | Paris Hilton |
| Artist:: | Monet |
| Illustrator:: | -- |
| Poet:: | -- |
| Writer:: | -- |
| Band:: | Shitty Pop - Punk bands like Simple Plan |
| Musician:: | Neil Young |
| Singer:: | Britney Spears followed closely by Cher, and Celine Dion |
| Food:: | Fish or any Seafood |
| Fruit:: | Pears |
| Vegetable:: | Okra |
| Candy:: | Black Licorice |
| Candy bar:: | Baby Ruth |
| Brand of chocolate:: | -- |
| Skittles flavor:: | -- |
| Month:: | September |
| Year:: | 2001 |
| Decade:: | 70's |
| Century:: | Pick one |
| Millenium:: | I dunno |
| Era:: | Prehistoric |
| Time period:: | Depression |
| Battle of the Civil War:: | Bull Run |
| War:: | Vietnam |
| Battle of WWII:: | Dunkirque or the first battle for the Ardennes |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | -- |
| Genius:: | -- |
| Genus of plant:: | -- |
| Flower:: | -- |
| Tree:: | -- |
| Hair color:: | Red |
| Eye color:: | -- |
| Fairy tale:: | -- |
| Disney princess:: | -- |
| Disney villain:: | -- |
| Disney prince:: | -- |
| Movie character:: | Pencil Dick from Ghostbusters |
| Play character:: | Tybalt Capulet (Romeo and Juliet) |
| Book character:: | Prince Xixor (Shadows of the Empire) |
| Musical character:: | Lola |
| Play:: | -- |
| Musical:: | Lots |
| Person:: | Hitler/Bin Laden/Pol Pot/saddam Hussein/Josef Stalin/ etc.... |
| Brand of cereal:: | Grape Nuts |
| Brand of battery:: | -- |
| Mental illness:: | Alzheimers |
| Medication:: | Penecillin |
| Serial killer:: | All of them |
| Poison:: | Pick one |
| Type of sword:: | Claymore--to big and unwieldy |
| Type of gun:: | 9mm parabellums |
| Toothpaste brand:: | -- |
| Scent:: | vomit |
| Taste:: | seafood |
| Sound:: | nails on a chalkboard |
| Sexual position:: | Its all good |
| Article of clothing:: | This is going to sound wierd, but I don't like thongs. The arent classy at all and are worn for one reason alone--to look sexy. To me people who don't try often look sexier. |
| =>What do you think Of...<= | |
| Ugly people?:: | John Walsh |
| Pretty people?:: | Gwen Stefani |
| Bald people?:: | Patrick Stewart |
| Scrawny African children?:: | Flies |
| Religion?:: | Crap |
| Politics?:: | Right |
| Abortion?:: | not so cool |
| Church?:: | stupid |
| Separation of church and state?:: | sure |
| Blondes?:: | eh |
| Brunettes?:: | YES |
| Redheads?:: | eh |
| Mainstream rock?:: | ok |
| Abercrombie?:: | gay |
| Pop music?:: | really gay |
| Classic rock?:: | awesome |
| Roleplaying?:: | not so much you Uber Nerd |
| Emo music?:: | eh |
| Ignorance?:: | mad |
| Stupidity?:: | mad |
| Mental retardation?:: | sad |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | STFU, that name sucks balls |
| Friends?:: | loyalty |
| Disrespect?:: | anger |
| Immaturity?:: | die |
| Republicans?:: | yay |
| Democrats?:: | boo |
| George W. Bush?:: | yay |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | yay |
| My mom?:: | oh yea |
| Me?:: | meh |
| This survey?:: | long |
| Dry walls?:: | better than wet ones |
| Painted walls?:: | better than unpainted |
| Drugs?:: | suck |
| Alcohol?:: | delicious on occasion |
| Prostitution?:: | dumb |
| Premarital sex?:: | meh |
| Teenage sex?:: | ehhhh |
| People?:: | both the greatest and the worst thing about this world |
| Your classmates?:: | cool |
| Your co-workers?:: | none |
| Your school?:: | assholes |
| Your family?:: | cool |
| My family?:: | dunno |
| Your mental health?:: | okie doke |
| My mental health?:: | not so much |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | fine by me--still do sometimes *prepares for insults* |
| Your life?:: | meh |
| My life?:: | meh |
| The color green?:: | fine my me |
| Pickles?:: | delicious with sandwiches |
| Food?:: | Pizza |
| Electricity?:: | handy |
| Niagra falls?:: | been there thrice |
| Cataracts?:: | must suck |
| Bridges?:: | not so fun |
| Braces?:: | wish I could get them off |
| Dictionairies?:: | do their job well |
| Television?:: | fine by me |
| Fairy tales?:: | magical |
| Hollywood?:: | fake |
| MTV?:: | Uber fake |
| =>Currently...<= | |
| What are you feeling?:: | Hopeful |
| Smelling?:: | chocolate |
| Seeing?:: | this survey |
| Hearing?:: | music |
| Doing?:: | this survey |
| Who are you talking to online?:: | this survey |
| On the phone?:: | nobody |
| What room of the house are you in?:: | my room |
| Are you cold?:: | nope |
| Bored?:: | sure am |
| Warm?:: | yes |
| Hot?:: | yes |
| Do you look nice?:: | no, I look like shit at the moment |
| What are you wearing?:: | cargos, black T, and socks |
| Are you eating anything?:: | nope |
| Drinking anything?:: | chocolate shake |
| What's your heart rate?:: | dunno |
| BMI?:: | dunno |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | none right now |
| What are you wishing for?:: | the love of my life |
| What are you worried about?:: | not getting the love of my life |
| Sad about?:: | the above |
| Happy about?:: | dreaming about the love of my life |
| Angry about?:: | stupid ass wipes who think it's fun to blow up children |
| Serious about?:: | Love |
| Laughing about?:: | AOTS |
| Talking about?:: | Music |
| Typing about?:: | Surveys |
| =>Friends<= | |
| Who are your friends?:: | Too many to name, check facebook and myspace |
| Your best friends?:: | Charles |
| Who do you hang out with most?:: | Charles, Greg, Syed, Nic, and Jones |
| Who do you treat the best?:: | Charles |
| Who treats you the best?:: | Charles |
| Do you even have friends?:: | Yes |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | Because you're a douche |
| Who's the funny one?:: | All of us at times |
| The smart one?:: | Charles |
| The depressed one?:: | Me |
| The punk?:: | Worth |
| The goth?:: | -- |
| The prep?:: | Jones |
| The jock?:: | Jones |
| The outcast?:: | none really |
| The stupid one?:: | Jones (sorry man) |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | Sammy |
| The annoying one?:: | Greg |
| The hyper one?:: | Worth |
| The oblivious one?:: | Me |
| The romantic?:: | Me or Charles |
| The pervert?:: | Syed |
| The content one?:: | Greg |
| The liar?:: | Jones |
| The cheapskate?:: | Charles |
| The ominous one?:: | -- |
| The disrespectful one?:: | -- |
| The abusive one?:: | Me I guess, but just jokingly. |
| The hot one?:: | -- |
| The ugly one?:: | -- |
| The one that hates you?:: | -- |
| The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | -- |
| The back-up one?:: | -- |
| The fighter?:: | Me or Nic |
| The lover?:: | None of us, we're all losers. |
| The hippie?:: | -- |
| The druggie?:: | Jeff |
| The alcoholic?:: | Kristine |
| The one that's recovering?:: | -- |
| The one that's in jail?:: | -- |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | -- |
| The one that's going to be executed?:: | -- |
| The most likely to be murdered?:: | -- |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | Charles |
| The most likely to stay there forever?:: | Charles |
| The normal one?:: | None of us are normal |
| The conformist?:: | Jones |
| The nonconformist?:: | Charles |
| The masochistic one?:: | -- |
| The sadistic one?:: | -- |
| The weird one?:: | All of us in our own way |
| The musical one?:: | Jeff |
| The artistic one?:: | Me and Casey |
| The perfect one?:: | -- |
| The literary genius?:: | Charles |
| The fugitive?:: | -- |
| The juvenille delinquint?:: | -- |
| The Jewish one?:: | Guy |
| The Christian one?:: | Worth and Greg |
| The Buddhist one?:: | Nic and Me |
| The Muslim one?:: | Syed |
| The Hindu one?:: | Sammy |
| The Catholic one?:: | Freddy |
| The Wiccan one?:: | Casey |
| The atheist?:: | Charles |
| The agnostic?:: | -- |
| The cutter?:: | -- |
| The anorexic one?:: | -- |
| The bulimic one?:: | -- |
| The skinny one?:: | -- |
| The thin one?:: | Jones |
| The fat one?:: | Me I guess |
| The obese one?:: | -- |
| The Satanic one?:: | -- |
| =>Have you Ever...<= | |
| Gone on a cruise?:: | No |
| Beaten someone up?:: | Yes |
| Been beaten up?:: | No |
| Bullied someone?:: | Yes |
| Been bullied?:: | Yes |
| Attempted suicide?:: | No |
| Attempted murder?:: | No |
| Nearly died?:: | No |
| Broken the law?:: | No |
| Stolen something?:: | No |
| Had an abortion?:: | No |
| Known the president?:: | No |
| Had an affair with the president?:: | No |
| Met a famous person?:: | Yes - Henry Lee |
| Masturbated?:: | Of Course |
| Gotten drunk?:: | Yes |
| Gotten high?:: | No |
| Had masochistic sex?:: | No |
| Had an affair?:: | No |
| Been out of the country?:: | Yes |
| Out of state?:: | Yes |
| Out of your town?:: | Yes |
| Written a poem?:: | No |
| A story?:: | Yes |
| A novel?:: | No |
| A song?:: | Yes |
| Gotten published?:: | No |
| Written a love poem?:: | No |
| Story?:: | No |
| Novel?:: | No |
| Song?:: | Yes |
| Said that you hated the world?:: | Yes |
| Finished school?:: | Yes |
| Flunked a grade?:: | No |
| Flunked a test?:: | Yes |
| Flunked a subject?:: | No |
| Read a book for enjoyment?:: | Yes |
| Bungee jumped?:: | No |
| Skydived?:: | No |
| Danced?:: | Not really |
| Been to a dance?:: | Yes |
| Suba dived?:: | No |
| Broken a bone?:: | Yes |
| Gotten a nose bleed?:: | Yes |
| Had an orgasm?:: | Yes |
| Suffered from psychosis?:: | No |
| Wished you could get away with something?:: | Yes |
| Thought of killing someone?:: | Yes. Bin Laden a few days after 9/11 |
| Thought of killing yourself?:: | No |
| Saved someone's life?:: | Yes |
| Saved your own?:: | No |
| Gone to the beach?:: | Yes |
| Gone fishing?:: | Yes |
| Gone to an island?:: | Yes |
| Died in a dream?:: | Yes |
| Had a dream that came true?:: | No |
| Kissed someone in the rain?:: | I wish |
| Gotten pregnant?:: | No |
| Eaten calamari?:: | Yes X( |
| Lobster?:: | Yes X( |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | Yes |
| Helped a stranger?:: | Yes |
| Kissed a stranger?:: | No |
| Hugged a stranger?:: | Yes |
| Had sex with a stranger?:: | No |
| =>Can You...<= | |
| Kiss your elbow?:: | No |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | No |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | No |
| Touch your toes?:: | Yes |
| Give away money?:: | Yes |
| Marry a family member?:: | No |
| Hire an assassin?:: | To Kill a terrorist, yes. |
| Get ahold of drugs?:: | Probably |
| Alcohol?:: | Yes |
| Stay up all night?:: | Yes |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | No |
| Finish this survey?:: | Probably |
| Swim?:: | Yes |
| Draw well?:: | Yes |
| Sing well?:: | No |
| Write well?:: | In between |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | No |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | No |
| Without milk?:: | NO |
| Predict the future?:: | No |
| =>Would you Ever...<= | |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | Yes |
| A lover?:: | Most Definitely |
| Give your life for a friend?:: | Yes |
| A lover?:: | Very Much So |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | probably not, but it would depend on the circumstance |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | No |
| Sell yourself?:: | No |
| Have cyber sex?:: | No |
| Real sex?:: | Yes |
| With who?:: | My Love |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: | |
| Lie to a friend?:: | White lies only |
| Lie to your parents?:: | See above |
| Lie to a lover?:: | See above |
| Steal from your parents?:: | No |
| Hug them in public?:: | Yes |
| Blow up your house?:: | No |
| Abuse someone?:: | No |
| Use someone?:: | No |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | meh. |
| =>Would you ever Be...<= | |
| A fireman?:: | No |
| Policeman?:: | Maybe |
| Serial killer?:: | No |
| Doctor?:: | No |
| Surgeon?:: | No |
| Prostitute?:: | No |
| Playboy model?:: | No |
| Writer?:: | Maybe |
| Artist?:: | Yes |
| Musician?:: | Maybe |
| Assassin?:: | No |
| Ninja?:: | No |
| Soldier?:: | Yes |
| President?:: | Probably not |
| Darth Vader?:: | Yes |
| Pilot?:: | No |
| Mortician?:: | No |
| Forensic scientist?:: | No |
| Detective?:: | No |
| Lawyer?:: | NO |
| Drug-dealer?:: | NO |
| Pirate?:: | No |
| Box-carrier?:: | No |
| Store clerk?:: | No |
| Banker?:: | No |
| Criminal?:: | No |
| Target?:: | No |
| Professional wrestler?:: | No |
| Tennis player?:: | No |
| Rapper?:: | No |
| Country singer?:: | No |
| Pop star?:: | No |
| Actor?:: | Maybe |
| Plastic surgeon?:: | No |
| =>Why...<= | |
| Is the sky blue?:: | Light reflects through water in the atmospere and is visible to eye on the ultraviolate end of the spectrum |
| Is the world round?:: | Semi-Spherical |
| Is the world unfair?:: | Because not everyone can get what they want |
| Are most people selfish?:: | Yes, as they should be to some extent |
| Impolite?:: | at heart, only disenfranchised. |
| Disrespectful?:: | No |
| Conforming?:: | Because they're idiots |
| Are there religions?:: | Because people need false senses of security |
| Theories?:: | -- |
| Opinions?:: | -- |
| Are humans so intelligent?:: | Yes |
| Do we need air?:: | Yes |
| Do we age?:: | Yes |
| Do we die?:: | Yes |
| Can't pigs fly?:: | Nope |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | Yes |
| Swiss?:: | Yes |
| American?:: | Oh my yes |
| Are you taking this?:: | I'm not sure |
| =>When was the last Time...<= | |
| You brushed your teeth?:: | This morning |
| Took a shower?:: | See above |
| Ate?:: | A few hours ago |
| Drank?:: | See above |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | About a month ago |
| Took a pill?:: | A few hours ago |
| Smoked?:: | Never |
| You got your photograph taken?:: | A week ago |
| You got caught doing something bad?:: | Can't remember |
| Had sex?:: | I'm a virgin |
| Dyed your hair?:: | Years ago |
| Hurt someone physically?:: | Besides a punch in the arm, many years. |
| Hurt someone emotionally?:: | Along time ago I hope |
| Did your homework?:: | Last semester |
| Hung out with your friends?:: | Two weeks ago |
| Got drunk?:: | Two months ago |
| Got high?:: | Never |
| Said: | -- |
| Said: | -- |
| Took a survey?:: | Now |
| Won a contest?:: | Highschool art. |
| Went out on a date?:: | A legitimate date? About 5 years |
| Had a strong sexual drive?:: | near daily |
| =>Word Association<= | |
| Bed.: | sleep |
| Curtains.: | long |
| Lights.: | bright |
| Music.: | happy |
| Candles.: | scents |
| Closet.: | clothes |
| Door.: | knob |
| Window.: | frame |
| Onomotapoeia.: | words |
| Dog.: | cat |
| Cat.: | whiskers |
| Egypt.: | pyramids |
| Corey.: | patterson |
| Mirror.: | witch |
| Case.: | rifle |
| Cage.: | badger |
| Cave.: | final fantasy |
| Nutella.: | nuts |
| Bird.: | wind |
| Bear.: | 'The Great Outdoors' |
| Death.: | Cold |
| Life.: | Hard |
| White.: | Pure |
| Black.: | Final |
| Personality.: | Happy |
| Pickle.: | sandwich |
| Dilemna.: | Solve |
| Love.: | Beauty |
| Liberal.: | Hippie |
| Conservative.: | Business |
| Ball.: | Waltz |
| Moderate.: | Undecided |
| Inept.: | Admiral Ozzel |
| THE END. Congratulations. | |
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